“Super Mario Bros. Movie Smashes $1B Milestone at Box Office, Leaves Competition in the Dust!”

Well, well, well, look who's laughing now? The Super Mario Bros. Movie has hit the $1 billion mark at the global box office! It's only the 10th animated film to achieve such a feat, but who cares about the other nine when you have Mario and Luigi on your team, am I right?

This video game adaptation is killing it, making more money than any other animated film in Universal's history. It's even surpassed the mighty Minions! Bow down to the Italian plumber and his brother, people.

Thanks to its multi-generational appeal, the Super Mario Bros. Movie is playing more like an all-audience blockbuster than just an animated film for families. Take that, haters!

Meanwhile, poor Big George Foreman is getting knocked out at the box office with a projected opening of only $3 million. Ouch, that's gotta hurt.